Blue Balls

So anyway, my friend Tim popped me a quick mail this morning about a spare pilates ball which he now has lying around.

And I thought the resulting conversation was worth posting… : )

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From: Timothy Victor
Sent: 23 January 2007 08:11 AM
To: Michael Smith

How’d your meeting go yesterday?

We meant to offer you the large blue ball. You’re the right height for it. Do you want a friendly blue ball?

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 23 January 2007 08:24 AM
To: Timothy Victor

Nothing like a good blue ball… : )

I have been meaning to get one for a while, but don’t you guys use it? And is it house-trained?

Meeting was great – sat and chatted with them at Jake’s for four hours… : )

M

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From: Timothy Victor
Sent: 23 January 2007 08:41 AM
To: Michael Smith

Most excellent on the meeting. Does it bode well? You’ll have to fill me in when Bev’s brother and cousin leave.

The ball is house trained, but has been breeding. We’re up to three which is one too many. So, for moderately bad behaviour we’re giving it away.

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 23 January 2007 08:47 AM
To: Timothy Victor

Three???

Where did the last one come from, or did you just decide you needed another small one?

Sheesh, these people who only like them when they’re puppies… :P

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From: Timothy Victor
Sent: 23 January 2007 09:53 AM
To: Michael Smith

LOL.

We decided to get another one cause the big one was, well, too big.

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 23 January 2007 10:00 AM
To: Timothy Victor

Awesome.

Tell the big one that although you don’t love it anymore, you’ve found someone who will take it in. But it has to promise not to poop on the bed or chew on any shoes.

And if I ever find it playing Oblivion with my character while I’m out… :P

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From: Timothy Victor
Sent: 23 January 2007 10:18 AM
To: Michael Smith

Yes it is house trained, but does suffer from ADD and needs regular attention. It is known to randomly roam through living areas. Its also a social butterfly. People find it quite attractive. It pulls more ass than anything I’ve known.

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 23 January 2007 10:27 AM
To: Timothy Victor

So, what you’re actually asking me to do is offer lodging for a hyperactive attention-craving tart with ADD.

Like I haven’t done THAT before…

Actually... forget I just said that… : )

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From: Timothy Victor
Sent: 23 January 2007 10:59 AM
To: Michael Smith

I wouldn’t say that in front of the ball, remember your ass is next on the line.