Yarr, continued...

So anyway, it was Talk like a Pirate Day yesterday, which resulted in this conversation with Bruce which was just too absurd not to immortalise...

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From: Bruce Thwaits
Sent: 19 September 2006 09:42 AM
To: Michael Smith

Oh man, I just got this sweet uncapped, unshaped ADSL line. Now I’m running bittorrent, edonkey and limeware simultaneously, pulling 60 k/s of music, movies, and games.

… what? It’s talk like a pirate day, isn’t it?

:P

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 19 September 2006 10:15 AM
To: Bruce Thwaits

SQWUAAAK!

Polly wants a cracker!

Who’s a pretty boy, then?

Oh, wait, talk like a PIRATE – my mistake…

:)

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From: Bruce Thwaits
Sent: 19 September 2006 11:26 AM
To: Michael Smith

We’re now at 49,000 feet and stable. We’re expecting slight turbulance later, but in the meantime please feel free to unbuckle your seatbelts and roam about the cabin…

No, wait, that’s talking like a *pilot*. Damn, I keep getting confused… :P

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 19 September 2006 11:37 AM
To: Bruce Thwaits

Waiter!

This apple crumble is mouldy!

…wait, that’s talking about pie-rot. My bad. :)

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From: Bruce Thwaits
Sent: 19 September 2006 11:45 AM
To: Michael Smith

C’mon man, after my pirate statement is that the best you’ve got?

*sigh*. Amateurs…

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From: Michael Smith
Sent: 19 September 2006 11:57 AM
To: Bruce Thwaits

I wash my hands of you.

No, wait, that’s talking like a Pilate… :)